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You may think that my twaddle

Is not worth waking to

If so, OK, no matter

I write for me, not you


What shall I post this Saturday?

That's flippant, bit of fun?

Something for a chuckle

Something I've not done?




Now having set this challenge

I've damn got writer's block

Have to search my humour bank

My humour gun re-cock




Having spent my Saturday

Standing on my head

This poem it will get to you

As you get out of bed


(Standing vertically on the right-way-up part of the planet))




Bats are very fortunate

Here they stand on trees

No hanging getting blood-drop

Swinging in the breeze




You write a lot of twaddle Don

For twaddle appreciators

Yes, my voice, they're out there

Yes? twaddle creator?




Don Matthews March 2019

◄ Where? With Whom? With What?

C, Eb and G ►


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Don Matthews

Sat 23rd Mar 2019 22:19

Dorothy - gonna have to think on yours

Stand back friend, I'm throwing it in
They've given me one pot for a bin
Got myself the biggest body I can find
No way another one will fit in...?

(God what a genius....)

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Don Matthews

Sat 23rd Mar 2019 22:14



He oscillates 'tween genius and dope
Drawing others around with the hope
Of gaining some fans who will like him
Put up with him, bloody well cope ?

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 23rd Mar 2019 11:01

Being a creator
Can resemble an agitator,
Challenging minds to cope,
Whether genius or dope.

<Deleted User> (21487)

Sat 23rd Mar 2019 10:33

Don it sounds as though it's time you were set a challenge.

hmmmm how about this

"Oh! - no there's only one person per pot"

Taken from a discussion on burial pots in an archeology program .
There i have done it - I have thrown down the gauntlet - now I will stand back.

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