Hmm...

 

You may think that my twaddle

Is not worth waking to

If so, OK, no matter

I write for me, not you

 

What shall I post this Saturday?

That's flippant, bit of fun?

Something for a chuckle

Something I've not done?

 

Hmm...

 

Now having set this challenge

I've damn got writer's block

Have to search my humour bank

My humour gun re-cock

 

Hmm...

 

Having spent my Saturday

Standing on my head

This poem it will get to you

As you get out of bed

 

(Standing vertically on the right-way-up part of the planet))

 

Hmm...

 

Bats are very fortunate

Here they stand on trees

No hanging getting blood-drop

Swinging in the breeze

 

Hmm...

 

You write a lot of twaddle Don

For twaddle appreciators

Yes, my voice, they're out there

Yes? twaddle creator?

 

Hmm...

 

Don Matthews March 2019