I Hate Cats!

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I hate felines, I hate cats

They’re nasty, malicious little prats

They always land on their feet

They may look fluffy, cute and sweet

But they’ve needles for teeth and razors for claws

That they conceal inside their paws.

I hate their mewl, I hate their wail.

The cocky way they flick their tail.

The way they hiss, and arch their back

Before launching into a vicious attack

I hate their purr, I hate their fur

The sight of them makes me go grrrr!

They make me sick, they get my goat

I want to grab them by the throat

To bite and tear and rip and rend

I hate them to the bitter end

There’s no rational reason I’m a cat hater

Other than I’m a dog it’s just in my nature




Spoken Word Link Below




◄ A Woman Without Her Man

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Don Matthews

Tue 12th Mar 2019 13:20

That is a clever poem John. You led me up the garden path nicely but I'm sure you photoshopped poor pussy. No little one could look this vicious ?

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Tue 12th Mar 2019 10:29

MMMMM My profile cheetah might have thing or two to say about this.
You had best go into hiding.

purrrfect photo

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John McDonough

Tue 12th Mar 2019 10:02

I don’t mind cats, my dog has a lovely temperament but cats just seem to rub him up the wrong way ?

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Hazel ettridge

Tue 12th Mar 2019 09:44

Ha ha. My cat is currently lounging across my lap. After pretending not to listen to your recording, I think the words 'only jealous' slipped sideways out of her mouth.

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