I Hate Cats!
I hate felines, I hate cats
They’re nasty, malicious little prats
They always land on their feet
They may look fluffy, cute and sweet
But they’ve needles for teeth and razors for claws
That they conceal inside their paws.
I hate their mewl, I hate their wail.
The cocky way they flick their tail.
The way they hiss, and arch their back
Before launching into a vicious attack
I hate their purr, I hate their fur
The sight of them makes me go grrrr!
They make me sick, they get my goat
I want to grab them by the throat
To bite and tear and rip and rend
I hate them to the bitter end
There’s no rational reason I’m a cat hater
Other than I’m a dog it’s just in my nature
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