Last Night

Early evening news


And I’m shouting at the TV


Labour 7 - when’s the fight?

Honda - final worker, switch off the light

ISIS lady - seems contrite?

John McDonnell -  gritted teeth. So polite.

Len McLuskey (from Unite) - Really Len! Unite?

BMI - with its final flight

Jezz and Tessa - out of sight!


And the wife says

“What’s wrong with you?

All you’ve done tonight

Is shout at the telly.”

So, calm as you like,

I come back, like lightning,

“It’s not me, it’s them”

Like when I was a kid.

Overtired, ready for bed


But I watched the footie instead


And shouted at Lineker and the pundits - trite

◄ Rhyme?

Dave - The Return ►


<Deleted User> (21487)

Tue 19th Feb 2019 11:04

Have you been talking to my husband?

<Deleted User> (18980)

Tue 19th Feb 2019 10:49

Could have been me speaking Stephen.

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