Disagreement at the Randy Dandy Gentleman's Club

fruity vodka cocktail thrown, hangbags at dawn

choice words, full verbal onslaught, heated encounter

Tory Boy hurls insults at the Red Queen

as two lovers quarrelled chess match agreed

forfeit for the loser paying for splash out meal

winner has Silvio Quickfinger the barman for the night

Q C Cyril Boychaser voted in as referee

 

Rules that all parties must abide to

1 no licking vital pieces

2 sticking out tongue forbidden

3 rude remarks not allowed

4 both players accept final decision

 

Dark Knight forceful fighting demon

White Bishop shameful disgraceful behaviour

Stalemate was the final result

 

Reservations made at the Pink Powderpuff restaurant

candlelit table with champagne to follow

afterwards a threesome with Silvio was the only answer!