At dinner for a start,

I ate a very fresh coconut.

Fearing my stomach upset

Ate a nice vinaigrette,

Then I ate a cake,

My mother baked.

To prevent constipation,

And for good digestion,

Rare sort of cheese I ate.

I ate a banana for a bet.

And to avoid the gases,

I ate some hens with lettuce.

To have a very deep sleep

I ate a very cheap sheep.

Smoked nicely, went to sleep.

Waiting for the sleep be deep

But instead of falling asleep I crap.

What a sloppy chap!

What is moral? - Right you are.

Don’t you go very far!

As it’s really a crime

To smoke before bedtime!