I told my wife

I'm going down to the mail box

if I'm not back in 20 minutes

call an Ambulance

she replied

if you fall and can't get up

make sure you fall

on the sidewalk

and not the street

you know how the HOA

feels about littering.



*For those of you in Brazil, HOA = Homeowner's Association


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Taylor Crowshaw

Thu 20th Dec 2018 06:55

Love this poem D.K. humorous...sounded like something I would actually say.. in jest of course. ?

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Martin Elder

Wed 19th Dec 2018 23:03

I feel I have to ask, how far is the mail box.
Nice poem

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Wed 19th Dec 2018 17:29

lol. I thought it was going down the "OK you are an ambulance" road, pun intended.

Nice swerve nice poem D


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