Monthly Bill


Your monthly bill

is ready for your review


after you recover

rehabilitation therapy is available for

our long-time customers

who have a prompt payment history


all others will just have to suffer in silence

as we can only do so much

we struggle to get by on the paltry payments

sent in by customers like you


we blame inflation

we blame increased costs

we blame the weather

we blame cyber attacks

we blame everyone but ourselves


we appreciate your business

if you have questions

regarding your statement

go suck on a lemon.



◄ Where Wild Things Go

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Trevor Alexander

Sun 9th Dec 2018 14:00

Absolutely! So many organisations 'big up' their customer-centric policies, but have you ever tried to contact someone who can give you a straight answer. I've had occasion to contact one such organisation on a couple of occasions recently, and both times I was directed to a web-chat queue. And was bombarded with obviously automated messages about how much they valued......

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Douglas MacGowan

Sat 8th Dec 2018 20:59

Everyone can relate to this! So prevalent in today’s world.

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Paul Sayer

Sat 8th Dec 2018 20:01

'They' just take the pith.

Nice job... sad but true


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