Jack loved his drink,

More than his wife ,I think.

Constantly spending pounds,

At his local ,The Hare and Hounds.

 

Jack was a mountaineer and spent many weekends away,

Conquering many difficult climbs,come what may.

On Sunday to his local he went with his spouse.

'Twas the landlords birthday,"Today the drinks are on the house!"

 

Jack was first out and climbed up the drain pipe,

But on reaching the roof top did nothing but gripe.

"No drinks up here,

I was hoping for a beer!!"