In the garden was a snowman and the kids had called him Frankie
He came to life at midnight Christmas Eve
And he set off round the neighbourhood in search of hanky panky
Or that’s what I was given to believe

As he passed along the street he met a snowgirl name of Jackie
Upon her head she wore a sexy hat
So he asked if he could talk to her and promised nothing tacky
She said that he could do much more than that

With her flashing coal black eyes on him he soon began to melt
And quickly came to take her by the hand
He was smitten by her beauty so he told her how he felt
And said that he was Jackie’s to command

So they cuddled and canoodled in the chilly midnight mist
Beneath the silv’ry magic of the moon
And the stars came out to shine upon the moment that they kissed
So bright you would have thought that it was noon

But then Jackie said “I want you Frank, I’m ready for you now”
And threw her arms around his icy back
But he looked at her in sorrow and he said “I don’t know how
‘Cause that would need the snowballs that I lack”