A marriage haiku

 

Two aerials got married

Reception was great

Wedding was borring

 

Funny meal haiku

 

Cannibals eat clown

One clown says to the other

"This tastes very funny."

 

Thoughts of a bankrupt haiku

 

Homeless guys shake cups

"They have more cash than I have,

Please don't rub it in!"

 

Wet her plants haiku

 

Mum loves gardening 

When spring came she was happy

And she wet her plants

 

Cancelled appointment haiku

 

Nurse says to doctor

"Invisible man waiting."

"I can't see him now."