Learning to Jive with Gina

 

Preamble

This week's theme is dancing so thought I'd take some lessons from Gina, my cloned sis for Tina, whom Brian created.  He started this whole thing off. There is no excuse.  I lay all the blame fully at his feet.

 

I wanna get up on the dance floor

I wanna get up, groove and jive

So thought I'd go take me some lessons

In order me not to deprive

 

A good teacher they said would be Gina

(I wanted one slim, also round)

They said “we can cater for slim Don”

“But the roundness will cost you more pounds”

 

OK folks, I gotta learn jiving

I don't want no ordinary teach

She's gotta be sexy and nice to

Hold me with a close jiving reach

 

She put music on and we started

Then took my hand, lead with the beat

But for some funny reason I stumbled

She was working me up with her heat

 

I finally worked out what was happening

I'd gone and forked out extra pounds

And now I was paying for this privilege

By staring at her huge luscious mounds

 

I asked for a replacement without roundness

(And asked for a refund as well)

Sweet Gina just gave me a slap-around

And told me to just go to hell

 

(Nice treatment for someone who

created you. Thanks Gina...)

 

My learning to jive was a disaster

The next time my learning comes round

I'll get one I can concentrate on dancing

And not one with huge luscious mounds

 

(Tina - serves you right...)

 

Don Matthews October 2018

 

This obviously is not Gina.   Nor is it  obviously me, but gotta work at getting me happy feet going.....

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