All these other rappers are talking about 
How much bread they make
But I just bought a loaf for $0.75

I could call women a bitch like everyone else
I would deserve stitches if I use that word
I'm not that rich I'm pretty poor
I'm 8 inches of nothing but average
I deserve a ditch for the last line
Think I'll go twitch live and break something
I should probably switch my flow up now

All these other rappers are talking about 
How much bread they make
But I just bought a loaf for $0.75

I know I can rap better than lil Xam
That's not saying much he can barely rap
I asked a firefly to marry me she said no
Jesus's and I have a mom named Mary
Our mothers made lies about babies
That line was very attentive to everyone
Hairy nipples should not be a thing for boys and girls 

All these other rappers are talking about 
How much bread they make
But I just bought a loaf for $0.75

The women that yell at me is old ladies and it's about my butt
If I could rap like shady that would be great
I'm too country and I like my gravy on my biscuit
If you get this it's a miracle because I'm lazy  A F
All my friends have babies and I'm here writing raps
Don't feed me dairy or I'll get gassy all week
I should have joined the Navy that's too stressful for me

All these other rappers are talking about 
How much bread they make
But I just bought a loaf for $0.75