Deal with a kiss

Jill was on a diet and a stone had lost.

Needed a new dress asked what the material would cost.

Jill was slim and attractive,blue eyed and dark.

"Only one kiss per yard ,"smirked the young male clerk.

"Thats fine I'll take ten yards,"said smiling Jill.

And got her 90 year old grandad to pay the bill.



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M.C. Newberry

Sat 15th Sep 2018 15:54

Grand for Grandad! A kiss is as good as a smile!!

jennifer Malden

Thu 13th Sep 2018 21:19

Serve him right! Hope he dribbled and had bad breath, poor old man!


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Taylor Crowshaw

Thu 13th Sep 2018 11:40

Still laughing...😂

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