She had a thing for Spiderman, she loved his legs so hairy,
Some would shriek and run the tap, she never found him scary,
The way he walked, his great big eyes, he drove her up the wall.
But he never did the dusting, in fact no work at all,
Spent all his time just on the web,
Hanging round all day.
She had to tell him all the time
Don’t touch your flies, she’d say.
Stumbling legless in the door,
he scuttled into bed,
The tales he’d weave was just one flaw,
He left her hanging by a thread.
She linked up with a Thunderbird,
Who begged to tie the knot
Brains his name, from what she’d heard,
Brightest of the lot.
No strings attached, her special friend,
But she soon felt tied down
He left her at a loose end
Then thunderbirds were go-go gone!
She hooked up with Elastigirl
It felt so nice to feel her arms
Wrapped round and round again.
She had a fling with Mr Invisible,
But he was never there
So she fell for Mr Incredible,
His square jaw, his perfect hair
His t shirt bulged, his muscles strong
But kind and gentle too,
He had issues, his powers gone,
But she had issues too.
She went out with Incredible Hulk,
When he attended anger classes,
He always bought his shirts in bulk
But things change, time passes.
But soon she tired of perfect men,
And one thing then she knew,
Flaws are okay now and then,
Tango dances can take two
And finding Barbie takes a Ken
Too incredible can’t be true.
Incredible is not enough
To do amazing things
With superpowers and being so tough
They’re nothing more than flings
So settling down became her vow
To find a steady man
who would provide more aah than wow
she’d be no desperate Dan.
And now she’s found her Mr Right,
Who lives in a small flat,
She sometimes dreams alone at night,
Of Super this and Wonder that.
Then smiles at all the fun she had,
With men that others feared,
But now her life’s not all that bad,
And not quite half so weird.