(Pat Boone would turn in his grave if he were dead)

 

You’d better go home Jose Mourinho

Your days in Manchester’s done

While you’re watching from the sidelines

With City scoring goals for fun.

 

You blame a lack of transfer money

For why you’ve hit a brick wall

But take a lead from Pochettino

Who’s bought nobody at all.

 

Jose Mourinho – What’s the excuse?

Jose Mourinho – Every time United lose?

 

You blame the Press for your performance

When you’re making your slurs

But you gone and lost at Brighton

And then 3-0 at home to Spurs.

 

Jose Mourinho – ‘We lost but we won!’

Jose Mourinho – No longer Special One.

 

(I got no issue with Mr Woodward. He very nice man. He give me big vote of confidence. I stay United for many season. I still Special One).

 

 You threw you jibes at Arsene Wenger

But what did we all expect

‘Just a specialist in failure’

You said, and showed him no respect

Respect!

Respect!

 

Jose Mourinho – One-time Special One

Jose Mourinho – Now your special days are done.