Drunk Fairy Grounded

 

Preamble

 

Taken from a newspaper report

 

 

This chap he took a Ryanair

Flight to Krakow, Poland

There would've been no problem

'Xcept he's on a roll, and...

 

Fired up on the good stuff

Fired up rather well

He caused disturbance and surprise

When dressed as Tinkerbell

 

The police arrived to escort

Green-dress-and-fairy-wings

Off the plane (not 'llowed to fly)

Hey ring-a-ding-a-ding

 

Ryanair are calling for

Airport limit drinks

To stop more Tinkers, Robin Hoods?

From causing airplane jinx

 

Tinkerbell she would've been

Unimpressed with him

Disrupting aircraft passengers

To satisfy a whim

 

No. Readers of my verses

You'll definitely agree

That Tinkerbell would never sprinkle

Fairy dust on he

 

Now parents please don't read

This poem to your kids

They'll think Tinker's gone bonkers

And gone and hit the skids

 

Don Matthews August 2018