What got you into writing poetry?.........Mental Illness.

How long have you been writing?........Since birth.

How would you describe your poetry?.....It's like the sound of water going down the drain.

Do you go to Open Mics?.......Yes, but they soon become Closed Mics after I read.

What is your favorite poem?.... The last one I wrote. 

How did you find this site?.....I made a wrong turn.

Who is your literary Idol?.......The guy who writes the graffiti in bathroom stalls.

What are your plans for the future?......The moon.  Then Mars.

When do you write?.....I do most of my writing in the dark.

Cast away on an Island, what would you wish for?.......A woman.