An old lady is rocking in her chair,

Wrinkled skin and snow white hair.

Suddenly a fairy flies through the door,

And grants her three wishes she did adore.

 

"I would like to have a million quid in my Barclays account."

Checking her statement she now had that amount !

"I would wish to be slim and beautiful dressed to kill."

She looked in the mirror saw an image to thrill.

 

"And your third wish ,what would you desire?"

She looked at her cat sat by the fire.

"Can you change him into a handsome young man?"

"Yes of course,I definitely can."

 

The handsome young man saunters over gives her a hug and a kiss.

And sadly says,"I'm sorry my love there is one thing you are going to miss!"

"Oh my goodness my love what is that?"

"Bet you wish you hadn't neutered your cat !"