The three wishes

An old lady is rocking in her chair,

Wrinkled skin and snow white hair.

Suddenly a fairy flies through the door,

And grants her three wishes she did adore.

 

"I would like to have a million quid in my Barclays account."

Checking her statement she now had that amount !

"I would wish to be slim and beautiful dressed to kill."

She looked in the mirror saw an image to thrill.

 

"And your third wish ,what would you desire?"

She looked at her cat sat by the fire.

"Can you change him into a handsome young man?"

"Yes of course,I definitely can."

 

The handsome young man saunters over gives her a hug and a kiss.

And sadly says,"I'm sorry my love there is one thing you are going to miss!"

"Oh my goodness my love what is that?"

"Bet you wish you hadn't neutered your cat !"

 

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◄ Follow up to a dirty girl

A shock for Jock ►

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Jane Briganti

Tue 28th Aug 2018 11:03

Nice...you always have a punchline!😊

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Kate G

Mon 27th Aug 2018 11:36

I always look forward to your little works of delight Hugh

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Anya

Mon 27th Aug 2018 07:38

🤣😆😃 xxx

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 27th Aug 2018 00:37

Good one, Hugh.
To adapt one of your previous titles: cat-atrophy!!

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sun 26th Aug 2018 23:59

So funny Hugh..thank you..😂

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