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INSECTICIDE?

A true story and probably ongoing....

 

I tned to be forgiving - you could also add forebearing,

About the ants who perchance have chosen my flat for sharing.

They march in line, or scurry about as if with no sense of direction,

Heading aimlessly this way or that under my patient inspection.

But that personal patience ended today when I picked up the telephone

And found to my consternation that their numbers had hugely grown

Enough!  I thought:  this is too much for a patient soul to bear

They're taking the proverbial and it has to stop right there.

Seizing a deadly scouring pad I went about my work

Becoming an ant attacker - a merciless insect burke.

Wielding my weapon at every moving sign of ant behaviour.

There was to be no hope for them of an intervening saviour;

Until it seemed the job was done, my concerns duly rectified,

But strangely I felt a sense of regret for this act of insecticide!

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◄ LIFE'S JOURNEY

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Don Matthews

Thu 16th Aug 2018 01:13

Good heavens, rhymers unite
We've all come join and joined the fight
To kill all the buggas too right
All little buggas in sight

Scour pad, Mortein, scour pad, Mortein......

Anticide en mass....onwards llittle anticiders... ?

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 15th Aug 2018 22:35

TC -
Given the choice I'd prefer an insider
Hoping for the help of an obliging spider
But the ants in question soon multiplied
And forced yours truly to decide
To go to war with my scouring pad
And act before things got too bad!?

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Taylor Crowshaw

Wed 15th Aug 2018 22:22

Ah now I understand.

A marching army came to tea,
those little blighters would not leave me be.
I went to work with my scouring pad,
to get rid of every tiny lad.
Now I find that I regret the action that I did take.
Could it be I have made a grave mistake?
A million more could descend on me,
each and every one demanding tea.


P.S. I hope not..?

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 15th Aug 2018 22:10

Thanks for the comments -and the likes!
Don - I find that a scouring pad is a bang-on(literally) way
of doing the deed, having no wish to impose lingering
suffering in the dispatch process.
Brian - I am twenty feet above street level with no garden
below. So, no cause to shrink from connected conditions
in nature - except perhaps to deprive a high living spider of nosh.
In short...
"Numbers" and "pests" are inextricably linked
And force me to render uninvited guests extinct!"

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Hugh

Wed 15th Aug 2018 21:45

Dead ant,Dead ant,Dead ant,Dead ant,Dead ant.

<Deleted User> (19836)

Wed 15th Aug 2018 17:35

Well, now I don't feel so bad....I only killed one fly!?

Good luck with those little fellows, hope their extended family don't come round!

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Don Matthews

Wed 15th Aug 2018 17:09

MC why are you so cruel
To exterminate an ant
(Guess it was plural a hundred)
Which gives it a different slant

Now why did you go post your act
Of multiple anticide
Just when I was 'bout to retire
And drift off and go to my bedside

No MC, you don't get off
Not just because I am tired
It's jolly Brian who beat me first
That's making me tight, fully wired

Yes you Brian, it's all your fault
(I yawn, and try to head-clear)
You're distracting me here from my task Brian
MC I'm into anting here

Now Brian's a well known drinker
He drinks, oh dear, oh dear
Did you not know that ants can drink
And can be killed with beer ?

(Any antkillers out there verify this for us?...)

Now MC I am puzzled
About this scouring pad
I've never heard this technique
To ant-kill. Are you mad?

Perhaps it's a unique thing
That Britishers do do
Down here we just Mortein them
Goodbye ants bye, adieu

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<Deleted User> (18980)

Wed 15th Aug 2018 16:09

Have I missed the flying ants? I was away 2nd week July...perhaps it was then...or is it still to come.

Don't ants do a useful job in garden with aphids?

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