The Walking Dead


Why are the Walking Dead


couldn't they get a cab

or Uber?

if they drove

they might not be

so angry and upset

next time you're dead

don't walk

try getting a ride

or else the obvious happens

you'll wear yourself out and

be dead on your feet.


◄ Mourning Dove

A Love Poem ►


<Deleted User> (19836)

Sun 12th Aug 2018 14:42

Hey d.k....

No worries, I'm OK
Even though I'm 50 plus
I'm fitter than a fiddle
and much lighter than a bus
Yes, it's true I almost fell
but I did it with such style
that no one else could tell
I was lucky and didn't get hurt
I was wearing good old jeans
not some stupid skirt!!!?


Sun 12th Aug 2018 12:17

I hope you did not hurt yourself
falling off that clumsy chair,
but if you did, perhaps you should
seek out a body shop for repair.


jennifer Malden

Sun 12th Aug 2018 11:17

Clever and extremely amusing! Keep up the good work!

<Deleted User> (19836)

Sat 11th Aug 2018 16:53

I nearly fell off my chair laughing!!!

I don't like to use the word hate but "I HATE that ridiculous show the walking dead". It has no purpose and your poem just reiterated that.


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Taylor Crowshaw

Sat 11th Aug 2018 16:25

Me too..?


Sat 11th Aug 2018 14:41

I make myself laugh.

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