Man on the corner

all wrinkled up

brown as dirt

got a cardboard sign that says

Please Help

he goes down the line

crazy lookin'

people roll up their windows

hear click

lock their doors

watch him now

in the rear view

till he gets to the end

and comes back around

hope the light changes

before havin' to deal

with him

he ain't homeless

he's shiftless

says the man

give him a dollar

says the woman

man guns it

ain't nobody rippin' me off

we gotta get to Walmart

they got a sale on

ridin' lawnmowers.