Jack was sat on the train comfortably wearing his new M.S.kegs.

Admiring a gorgeous,curvaceous,blonde crossing her legs.

He had been eying her up since he had sat down.

She was slim,perfectly dressed suntanned and brown.

 

Suddenly her glass eye with a sneeze comes out of its socket towards Jack,

He reaches out and grabs it and quickly  hands it back.

"Oh I am so sorry ,"she says as she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm so glad you caught it,your reaction was  ace."

 

When they arrived at their destination she bought him his dinner.

They talked they laughed ,he was onto a winner.

The chemistry was great,there was passion in the air.

Jack was amazed,"You are  perfect  incredibly rare!"

"Are you nice and friendly to every guy?"

"No" she replied,"You just happened to catch my eye."