It started with a sneeze

Jack was sat on the train comfortably wearing his new M.S.kegs.

Admiring a gorgeous,curvaceous,blonde crossing her legs.

He had been eying her up since he had sat down.

She was slim,perfectly dressed suntanned and brown.


Suddenly her glass eye with a sneeze comes out of its socket towards Jack,

He reaches out and grabs it and quickly  hands it back.

"Oh I am so sorry ,"she says as she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm so glad you caught it,your reaction was  ace."


When they arrived at their destination she bought him his dinner.

They talked they laughed ,he was onto a winner.

The chemistry was great,there was passion in the air.

Jack was amazed,"You are  perfect  incredibly rare!"

"Are you nice and friendly to every guy?"

"No" she replied,"You just happened to catch my eye."





◄ Don't drink and drive!

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 8th Aug 2018 11:44

Another enjoyable trip down Whimsy Way with this writer.
Reminds me of the time I was chatting to a guy about a
theft he'd suffered when, to make a point, he suddenly removed a very realistic false eye from its socket before
my unsuspecting but very impressed gaze.

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Taylor Crowshaw

Wed 8th Aug 2018 07:09

I love this my nanna had a glass eye.....You have inspired me to post a little ditty for her..

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