Make sure you don't have it
If you can check for nasties
To make sure you don't have it
Then why would you say no,
You're silly, opening the door
Saying "hello, come through,"
Or " I'm not scared of you"
The needle might be scary
Or perhaps you're rather weary,
that the procedure they require
Is not one that you desire
It won't be as bad as you fear
When it's over, have a cold beer
A stool sample might be stinky
You may be shy to show your winkie
You might feel rather embarrassed
About the doctor seeing you bare-assed
But if it stopped you getting the big "C"
Or some other infection or disease
Would you not consider getting past it
To make sure that you don't have it?