The Euro-Millions Draw - on Christmas Day
Tells all of Christendom’s effete decay
And loud proclaims the Saviour’s Holy Birth
Stands thirteen million silver pieces worth.
And those who know us as Great Satan’s lackey
Annihilating Afghan and Iraqi
Find naught accrues that mitigates contempt,
To Christians who do evil - to pre-empt.
Meanwhile, our Christian leader, piously
Disburses debt’s largess obsequiously
Committing still more unto Terror’s War
As - slowly - dawns, what Armageddon’s for.