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Brian's Got it In for Poor Tyson

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Brian's got it in for poor Tyson

Who's looking for somewhere to shit

He sees Brian's lovely green garden

And says yes, that's where my shit will sit

 

He blames Hazel E for his posting

Of Tyson's dogshit on this site

Has not given one thought for poor Anya

Who's lunch she was just 'bout to bite

 

MC says post it back to Keith

A neighbourly message to make

Train Tyson to shit on your own patch

And not on mine when I awake

 

The moral behind my verse Brian is

Really quite plainly to see

You need to be nice to this Tyson

Or Tyson might come shit on thee

 

Don Matthews June 2018

 

PostScript

You need to read my poems quick

As they fly by carefree

'Cause poems queued up right behind

Say hurry don, post me 

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Don Matthews

Mon 11th Jun 2018 09:10

Yes I can hear
Poor Tyson from here
Woof woof he says
(I want me own flusher)

You'll have to get Keith
To organize a plumber
Include in some paper
To wipe your old bummer

Now don't take offence
I've called your bum old
If it turns out your young
It's me you can scold

Now where is this silly
This silly rhyme going?
Just shows I can rhyme
When Brian gets me going

DM ?





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Hazel ettridge

Mon 11th Jun 2018 08:26

Tyson, he says, it's alright for you
You live in a house with a flushing loo.

<Deleted User> (18980)

Mon 11th Jun 2018 07:15

You've got it all in there Don!

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