Zulu was a zebra just retired from Chester Zoo.

Went to live on a farm,the experience was quite new.

She came across a big fat wierd thing,supposedly a cow,

Who had filled a bucket full of milk and was making quite a row.

She then saw this strange white thing who had just laid an egg.

"Hello I'm a friendly chicken and my name is Peg."

Zulu was soon settled and the farm she did prefer,

And met this handsome beast that almost looked like her.

"I am a stallion,"said the stallion."Waw" said Zulu."What do you do?"

"Take off your pyjamas darling and I'll quickly show you!"


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