A traffic cop stopped Donald going through three red lights.
"I'm colour blind,"he said," read me my rights."
"In addition you were exceeding the speed limit by 30 mile."
"I always drive fast,"Donald remarked with a smile.
His wife sat in the back,she was a bit of a minx
"Pay no attention to him,he's had a few drinks."
"Breathe into this bag,oh no one thirty five!
It really doesn't pay to drink and drive!"