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So sensual

It's so sensual

and it's consensual

No danger of disease

or unwanted pregnancies

No performance anxiety

or need for sobriety

 

No chance of the clap

or a condom mishap

No emotional tangles

or love triangles

No problem with porn

or regrets in the morn

 

No need for Viagra

or fantasies of Niagara

No thinking how do I measure?

Just sheer, pure pleasure

If you use a piece of plastic

It's even more fantastic

 

No lover's tiffs

No buts no ifs

Just “up a little higher”

and “ooh, I'm on fire”.

Just “don't stop now”

and “wow, wow, wow”

 

Gosh I'd miss the tingle

If I was single

But if I thought I'd found my perfect match

I'd say to her.....”go on, give me back a scratch.”

◄ Softer

Huntington's Chorea ►

Comments

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Isobel

Sun 27th Dec 2009 11:09

I guess it doesn't just have to be your back Dave....I'm with Cynthia on the plastic though - you can't beat nails....

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Dave Bradley

Fri 18th Dec 2009 17:41

It's all in the last line Cynthia

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Fri 18th Dec 2009 17:20

What constitutes 'smut'?
But I sure wish I knew what you were doing: conjugal sex seems likely; masturbation is possible; a life-sized Barbie doll with a voice button? It's that 'piece of plastic' that confuses me. What don't I know? Educate me.

steve mellor

Thu 17th Dec 2009 09:15

Great poem.
But never mind the itch, wait until you have to get some cream on your back.
You can use a door jamb to scratch
I'm looking for volunteers of cream applicator (applier?), and no Dave that doesn't mean you.
Steve

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