WILLIE NELSON

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(I’ve always thought that literature lacked a fusion poem marrying a certain country and western singer with the achievements of Admiral Nelson and my Hampton.  This is my attempt to address this.)

 

I have a certain body part to which I’m quite attached

And as a Rear Admiral I think he can’t be matched;

So to this country singer this tribute I apply

So I call my willy Nelson cos he’s only got one eye.

 

(With apologies to the incomparable Steve Womack.  Google him.)

 

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John Coopey

Sat 28th Apr 2018 10:37

Go for it, Colin.

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