(I’ve always thought that literature lacked a fusion poem marrying a certain country and western singer with the achievements of Admiral Nelson and my Hampton. This is my attempt to address this.)
I have a certain body part to which I’m quite attached
And as a Rear Admiral I think he can’t be matched;
So to this country singer this tribute I apply
So I call my willy Nelson cos he’s only got one eye.
(With apologies to the incomparable Steve Womack. Google him.)