Foxtot Fergus

 

He slicks back his hair

And knots his cravat

This king of the dance floor

The world’s dapperest cat.

He can tap out concertos

With only his feet

And his Tango has been classified

As “officially sweet”.

His hot chocolate eyes

Say come dance with me

I’ll show you paradise

And if you’re very hungry

I’ll buy us strawberry ice!

He has tutored Fred Astaire

And he out gingers Rogers

He’s even tangoed between Torvil and Dean

Covered head to toe in Jammy Dodgers!

His pirouettes are perfect

And his Danzon quite divine

He’ll teach you the soft shoes shuffle

If you’ve got the time

Ing right

Then your cha-cha-cha

Will be a glorious sight.

He’s American smooth

And Flamenco with flare

And always has smoked salmon sandwiches

Tucked hidden in his hair.

So if you need a feline

To trip the light fantastic

Foxtrot Fergus is your cat

And that my friend

Is simply that!