Just poppin’ out for a pint of milk

Two dine in for a tenner:

Starter, main course, side, dessert

And a bottle of wine.

Now that’s value for money.

 

I’m just getting a loaf of bread

3 meals for a fiver:

Processed corned-beef hash, processed fish and chips

Or processed beef lasagne (steak lasagne not included in the offer)

Now that’s value for money.

 

We just need a few of the basics

Two for six quid or four quid each:

A lovely mix of shortbread, cookies

Black and whites, bourbons

Now that’s value for money

 

I need to get back to basics

Eat before I leave

Leave before I eat

Make a list, stick to the list

I

Need what you tell me

My value for money.