Street Food

When the new restaurant opened its doors,

the words on the window read Street Food.

 

I asked if the food was cooked in the street.

They said, ‘No, it is cooked in a kitchen.’

 

I asked if the food was served in the street.

They said, ‘No, it is served at a table.’

 

I asked in what way, could they say, this was street food.

They said, ‘Get out of my restaurant.’

 

 

(From Joe's pamphlet Killing the Piano, published by Half Moon Books. Also included in Dream Catcher Issue 35.)

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Comments

Big Sal

Mon 6th Aug 2018 01:13

Anthony Bourdain would be proud.

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Laura Taylor

Tue 17th Apr 2018 13:18

Hahaa 😀 A man after my own heart 😀

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