Uncle Sam

When will the company payout?

Just like Catch 22

All the benefits come after death

You sign on the line

 

And pay the cash

For the listed benefits

But you don’t see them

Not a single f*cking one

 

They’re left to your loved ones

Don’t have a wife or kids?

Too bad then

Uncle Sam will claim your benefits

 

To enrich his war chest

And defeat the Hun and the Japs

And the Reds after that

The benefits are all his