It’s criminal

To defraud

Oh my lord

Getting my cash

No chance from me

Bankrupted by chancellor long ago

I’m totally bust

36DD a size to lust

Statue in the park

Monumental liberty

Sprayed painted

No respect

Should do community service

Teach respect

Help World War fighters

Grow veg those that grow old

Vegetables

Carrots

Winter greens

Peas frozen

More than nine days old

Iced up freezer

Busted

Dumped

Not very green

Baize

Snooker

Balls, Black, Pink, Blue, Red

Should not have taken her to bed

Stop! She may discover

Break now you red hot lover

Burning of bridges

Burnt tyres

Speed away

Tread carefully

 lollypop lady

Cross

He died upon

Gave his life

Crown of thorns

Prickly subject

School

Councils

Institutions

Racist? Sexist? Disablist?

Listen to your subjects

MP and councillor

Involve

Decide

Not yes no or maybe

50 -50

Phone a friend

Support is what we need

Spend tax payer’s money wisely

Salary paid to you

Wages and expenses you get

And you ask us to keep wage increases low

What we are expected to live off, it’s criminal