Chilly and Cold
Chilly and Cold were two eskimoes living in the North Pole.
They made their living selling high quality coal.
One day they got really cold while delivering,
Chilly lit a fire in their kayak and immediately they stopped shivering.
But the boat burnt out and Chilly felt such a twit.
Which goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it.
<Deleted User> (18980)
Fri 9th Mar 2018 09:42
Christmas cracker was it??