On the twelfth day of Christmas my girlfriend promised me:

12 Chicken drumsticks and

some stuffing for the turkey

 

12 Chicken drumsticks

    11 Pipers smoking

        10 Drunks a drinking

           9 neighbours fighting, over...

               8 Tins of chocolates

                  7 Bottles of Brandy

                      6 crates of Stella

                          Five cold beers!!

                              Four mince pies

                                 Three cheap pens

                                    Two leather gloves, and...Some stuffing for the turkey!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS WoL, Ho, Ho, hee!