Your gonna have to pay

For a bill you don’t remember 

They wanted all your details

even asked about your gender

 

At first it all seemed kosher 

Or perhaps it was a joke

If you leave it any longer 

There’s a chance you’ll end up broke

 

Driving home your bum was twitchin’

checked your bank balance in the kitchen

The cash was all still there

But for how long when or where?

 

A call t’ Bank was urgently needed

So with the operator you urgently pleaded

Will me money still be safe? 

And will you compensate?

if it’s not too late?

 

“I’ll try my level best

To prevent them fleecing you

Or syphon off your cash

And liquidate the rest”

 

You’ll have to cancel all your cards

And change your pin number too

Oh, and remember that all this 

Is down to little old you

           Beware of fraudsters!