I'm not sure why he bought me
It could be a cruel joke
He's supposed to be a poet
but he's just a lazy bloke

He doesn't do much writing
he'd rather type it on a screen
He thinks it's super-modern
but I reckon it's plain mean

I only have one purpose; 
I am, therefore I ink
I'm going to leak out in his pocket
- that'll make the bugger think!