We're going down to the Cotswolds

where the air is fresh and clean;

though Chelsea is our spiritual seat

our other dwelling is rather good

quite isolated by hedges and wood.

The local message is understood

 

we contribute to the great and good

supporting local stores and our pub

we like to mix and match our life;

Jem is doing well with ponies

Toby and I are joining forces

with the local hunt when time permits.

 

Jem has got a natural talent

for doing the splits

she has the local boys in fits,

she's starting to accept the simple life

from Daddy working in the City,

 

his talent is for being gritty

and when the going gets really shitty

we look forward to our Cotswold base

it's like Homes and Gardens, an enchanting place.

 

Toby has his eye on a farm

that needs investment with planning a given

he needs to occupy himself

that's what he says

so dedicated, so totally driven

 

and Jem is finding her natural pace

when we go down to our Cotswold place.