Gender Enjoyment

 

I take delight in the intricate sight

of a lady preparing herself for a social night

Every ounce of femininity is lavished

in order to be absolutely ravished

Hair is given the highest attention

with cosmetics which defy inspection

Jewellery is then chosen to adorn

with a dress or outfit newly worn

Every part of her mortal frame

is given the best to attract some sort of fame

In front of a mirror a scrutiny takes place

with particular attention paid to the face

A touch of scent or eau de Cologne

then the lady is set to roam

 

On the other hand being a man

I don´t really give much of a damn

A roll on stick of deodorant does the trick

as any perfume makes me feel sick

A T Shirt and creased jeans

are within my financial means

I can´t be bothered to lather and shave

and give the bathroom mirror a brief wave

My beard is groomed with loving care

and for this I have ample time to spare

Underwear is too much ado

so I often go commando

Boots and braces if it´s a special event 

beyond these conditions I will not relent