The Name Game - Part 2

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Did Robin Banks ever steal?

Did Anna Bell ever peal?


Did Dickie Bird ever perch?

Did Pat Downe ever search?


Did Jack Pott ever win?

Did Jo Kerr ever grin?


Did Elle Bent ever stop?

Did Ali Barber ever chop?


Did Cole Porter ever carry?

Did Sally Forth ever tarry?


Did Jack Boote ever march?

Did Ben Dover ever arch?


Did Leo Lyons ever roar?

Did Dick Pound ever score?


Did Tom Bowler ever spin?

Did Sue Mee ever win?


Did Jack Hammer ever drill?

Did Mo Downe ever kill?


Did Ida Downe ever sleep?

Did Minnie Driver ever beep?


Did Rick Shaw ever hire?

Did Tommy Gunn ever fire?


Did Ruby Conn ever cross?

Did Juan Kerr ever toss????

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Paul Waring

Wed 25th Jan 2017 14:25

Oops, sorry Ray, I almost overlooked to thank you for your comment, as always, much appreciated. I like your suggestions. That Edna Cloud, what a daydreamer... anyway, for the time being, I've decided to hang up my innuendo boots, they're almost knackered!

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Paul Waring

Wed 25th Jan 2017 11:35

Thank you for reading Gideon and I'm very grateful to you for your comment. Much appreciated!

Gideon Puccio

Wed 25th Jan 2017 10:37

This is fantastic! Love it!

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raypool

Wed 25th Jan 2017 10:16

Pretty impressive in a twisted way Paul! It's good how you've presented the idea via questioning thus making it readable. I must admit I've dabbled with names, we probably all have as poets - Edna Cloud/Patty O Doors/Laura Norder/Hortense Dupp, a few to toy with. aythangow!

Ray

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Paul Waring

Mon 23rd Jan 2017 20:13

Thanks Harry, much obliged to you for reading and commenting. Paul

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Harry O'Neill

Mon 23rd Jan 2017 16:59

Witty man witty!

(and every one a little gem)

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Paul Waring

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 19:55

Thanks Jeff, I'm tempted to.....but (....and wait for it......) Albie Shaw to let you know I do! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Paul

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Jeff

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 19:21

Part three? Jeff

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Paul Waring

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 14:51

M.C. thanks for reading and for the compliment, I am very grateful to you. I laughed at your verse too, very good. Cheers, Paul

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 14:29

Clever...clever - and fun to boot!
You'll get us all doing it now.
Did Polly Glot her meanings mix
Or Yu Wu an Eastern love match fix?

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Paul Waring

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 11:13

Thanks Hazel, I really like that one!

But please don't ask me to do a list of fabric names (did Polly Cotton ever sew, did Ivor Needle ever stitch)..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Paul

<Deleted User> (13762)

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 11:11

did Adam Ant ever refuse to be persuaded or to change his mind? sorry couldn't do it in one word! Yes it's endless fun Paul. Go rest ye great Lord of the Innuendo.

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Paul Waring

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 11:06

Thanks Col, glad I gave you a laugh. And what a great idea! There must be loads, but I can only think of popular punky ones, e.g. did Adam Ant ever crawl, did Billy Idol ever sprawl. Oh, God, help me....I need to rest my innuendosπŸ˜‚

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Hazel ettridge

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 10:47

Did Sue Denim ever reveal her true name?

<Deleted User> (13762)

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 10:05

Hi Paul, I have finally found my way down the long list of excellent blog entries to your equally excellent Name Game Part 2 which I have already read a few times since you posted yesterday. I think your last comment is as funny as the piece itself - I've been jotting these daft names down for a couple of years - get a life man! No really, keep 'em coming, don't ever stop jotting them down because Oliver Seddon-Oops off I go again! genuinely made me laugh out loud.

I can't help thinking a punk version would be fun for there were lots of silly performers names - did Poly Styrene ever squeak? for example. Or did Ari Up ever arrive? Sadly both now dearly departed and much missed.

Cheers pal.

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Paul Waring

Sun 22nd Jan 2017 08:43

Thanks Juan Pablo, I'm so pleased that you liked it so much and thanks again for liking Part 1, too. I've been jotting these daft names down for a couple of years, I can't think why but last week, all of a sudden (Oliver Seddon...oops, off I go again!), I got the idea to make rhymes out of them. I'm really chuffed that you and so many others have enjoyed the humour! Thanks again, Paul

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Juan Pablo Lynch

Sat 21st Jan 2017 23:53

Was waiting for this Paul. Love it.

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Paul Waring

Sat 21st Jan 2017 23:06

Hi Hazel and Martin, thanks so much for your comments, much appreciated. Paul

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Martin Elder

Sat 21st Jan 2017 22:25

This is extremely good Paul, love it

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Hazel ettridge

Sat 21st Jan 2017 19:11

Hahaha!

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