CHRISTMAS WRAP

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Yo hear me now; yo lissen hear

It’s time to wrap dis time o year

So all yo sisters an yong bloodz

Spread de word ararnd yo hudz

So trolleys up an baggies darn

An turn dat Burbry cap ararn

An wrap

Ye wrap

 

An all dem Aldiz an best dealz

Gimme what yo got fo realz

Scent fo sis, dem socks fo bro

An Advoca fo ma fo sho. Yo!

Check out yo knowin which is which

Don’t give ma prezziz fo yo bitch

Coz fo dat lady dat yo bone

Its KY Gel an Toblerone.

And wrap

Gotta wrap

 

Yo playerz gotta still keep playin

Wi one mo deal to see the day in

Check it out fo size an shape

Wi scisserz and some sellotape

Make it neat coz ma’s to see it

Fresh is ow bro likes his shee-it

Den write yo lines upon dat tag

An pop it in yo prezzie bag.

 

Yo’ve wrapped

Ye wrapped

Any sugared almonds left, Clementine?

◄ THE MASTERLY STRATEGY OF INACTIVITY (NOT IN MY NAME)

OLYMPIC PUB QUIZ TEAM ►

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