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NOT QUITE WHAT HE MEANT

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Some years ago (about 18, as it happens) I was working on a contract at Fujitsu, near Newton Aycliffe.

We’d just finished for the day and three of us, Eric, Joe and myself, were stood at Reception sharing a bit of banter with the security guys.

“You must be raking it in, your blokes.” says Joe  “You were on last night, this morning and you’re on again now”.

“You’ve got to be joking” says one of the security guys.  “We have to work them hours to make ends meet”.

“Really?” says Joe.  (Bear in mind we were on £400 a day).

“£5.60 an hour we’re on” says Security.

“Aye” says Joe, genuinely sympathetic.  “It’s a cunt’s job”.

Eric turned to me and whispered, “I don’t think that quite conveyed the conviviality intended”.

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John Coopey

Sat 29th Oct 2016 00:17

Thanks, Stu. It was one of the "sunrise" industries of the North East; there replacing the nasty old coal and steel industries. Only it came home to roost that it doesn't matter whether the owners are British , Japanese or multi-national, if no-one is buying what you're making you're buggered.

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Stu Buck

Fri 28th Oct 2016 22:57

made me laugh out loud due to the magnificent use of one of my favourite words.

fujitsu...

marvellous

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