If  (....hardly original but eh!)

With due acknowledgement to Darren Thomas who would probably prefer to disown it.

If pigs get swine flu

Do sailors get brine flu

Do egotists get mine flu

Do cokeheads get line flu

If Geordies get Tyne flu

Do librarians get fine flu

Do policemen get crime flu

And binmen get grime flu

If tangents get sine flu

Do dusters get shine flu

Do lemons get lime flu

And nickels get dime flu

If slugs and snails get slime flu

Do bellringers get chime flu

Do prisoners get time flu

Do politicians get resign flu

If grapepickers get vine flu

Do the Gods get divine flu

And do poets get

Can’t think of the next rhyme flu?