Who wins?

 

Ask yourself this

"With all the conflict in the world...

 

Who wins?"

 

Where is our Ghandi?

 

Where is our Mother Theresa?

 

Fighting for entertainment...

 

Cowboys and Indians 

Home Alone

Wrestling

War games

Call of Duty

Action movies

Saw

Boxing

Martial arts

UFC

War

Destruction 

Death

 

Now, think of a boxing ring

Or more like an ultimate fighting ring

But with weapons

And nobody leaves until one of them is dead

 

Now imagine Ghandi in the red corner

And Theresa in the blue corner

 

Now ask yourself the big question 

 

Ding ding

 

Who would win in a fight between Ghandi and Mother Theresa?

 

They're both small in stature and inexperienced 

(Admittedly, they're both dead too

Let's ignore that minor inconvenience for now)

I reckon Theresa would kick Ghandi's ass.

There's got to be some pent up frustration from all those years of nunning around and no sex.

Plus girls fight dirty (maybe not all girls, but my sister used to hit me on the head with a cup)

 

And Ghandi chose peace 

He wanted to change things

Theresa did it for a higher power

 

And now she's dead

 

I bet she's well annoyed!

 

I bet she kept the Mother title though

But now it has a different meaning

"Who're you?" Says Ghandi

"Your Mother"

Boom!!!

Smack down!

 

But I ask you this...

"Who wins?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's princess Diana. She snuck round the back while they were both distracted.