A voice said

Dragged up in back streets

this working class kid made good

in learning and position

I had the job, the money, the status, more money

I was ready

But then a voice said

YOU are not dinner party material!

I cried

then whined:

The further education?

The aspirations?

The witty repartee?

The middle class accent?

The money?

A voice said you are NOT dinner party material!



CV ►


Profile image

Paul F Blackburn

Tue 22nd Mar 2016 23:41

You might say that Nigel, I couldn't possibly comment!

Profile image

Nigel Astell

Tue 22nd Mar 2016 13:15

I presume the voice was the high society princess daughter of the Duke of Lavish Dinner Parties tenth in line to the royal balls that you had on a rusty mini bonnet when both intoxicated on expensive champagne.

<Deleted User> (6895)

Fri 18th Mar 2016 16:35

jeez! we aint gotta put up with you again have we?

'working class kid'


'middle class accent?


get back to the Boars Head in Middleton
where yer belong

(doing a fucking brill job)

well it sounds brill when we're pissed (alcoholically)


If you wish to post a comment you must login.

This site uses cookies. By continuing to browse, you are agreeing to our use of cookies.

Find out more Hide this message