I prefer spending my time

during the Christmas holiday:

in a hotel

incognito

in bed

in the shower

in pajamas

in the dining room.

I prepare the week by

leaving my phone at home,

filling my suitcase with

pajamas, books, toiletries

And

a new notebook

some red pens,

some black pens

sharpened pencils

and a rubber.

And

Two cases of Stella

a daily bucket of ice

(ordered)

6 bottles of vodka

12 large grapefruit

a sharp knife.

And

Smile at every opportunity to every one.

Avoid every one.

Remember to put the

"Do not disturb"

sign on the outside handle.

And

remember

always but always

hold all calls.