"No compliments allowed."

buy your badges now

all insults removed

someway somehow.

but don't stop there

let's tackle the ads,

just sticking to products

showing mums and dads.

Passport shots available here

(the threat of pornography always near).

 

The scary fellas are the quiet ones

who never say boo to a goose(sorry)

just in case, we'll destroy all the seventies stuff

for nostalgia is dangerous now.

 

Slap and tickle in room one o one

along with the pantomime cow.

There should be another line to make this scan

but i don't wish to offend though I think I can.