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The ample rump of Donald Trump

is an interesting area.

Like margarine it spreads quite well

and exhudes a slightly oily smell.

The centrepiece describes the man

and worthy of a mention,

for with its daily repertoire

it's just his brain's extension.

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Stu Buck

Mon 7th Sep 2015 14:04

watched his speech live the other night (ohio i think). hilarious and terrifying in equal measure. betfair have him THIRD at 13/6 to be the next president. surely worth a punt?
lovely poem by the way, great rhyme and most amusing. character assassinations are one of my favourite things to read.

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