I get the word "snatch" into the Daily Telegraph - 10 points to me!
The lovely gels at The Daily Telegraph Wonder Women asked me to write a poem about contraception for their ace campaign Take Back Birth Control, which encourages women to explore which contraceptive method is the best for them. So I did; it's called Chisel.
I did a video in my living room starring me and my scary cushion and you can watch the video here. I even hoovered the sofa, which is probably a first for me.
I hope you like the poem!